(from Overheard in New York)
Pregnant woman to 3-year-old son: Do you remember what happened last time you licked the subway? That's right. You threw up.
--4 train
Dad: What are you going to name your new horse, honey?
Little girl with My Little Pony: Skankbag!
--Bleecker & MacDougal
Little girl, loudly: ROAR!
Little girl's dad: Leslie, stop it, you're scaring the people.
Little girl, quietly: Roar...
Little girl's dad: Very nice Les, scare them subtly.
--Payless, 225th & Broadway
Little boy to duck: Uh, what the fuck, dude?
--Harlem Meer, Central Park
What the fuck, indeed. *profound face*
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